Lactose Coma!
I have discovered an excellent use for using up your getting-old-but-not-actually-turned-yet milk.

Homemade steamers!
Coffeemate flavored creamers, mwah! Delicious in coffee, and very good in hot milk as well. The one I have at home right now is the Coconut Creme, but I’m sure they’re all excellent.
Oh, a glorious day off from both classes and work today, with a Family Guy dvd and enough milk to rupture a young girl’s spleen! It’s the simple things in life, it’s true.
What's going on with me?