Hello internet, guess what I just had – my 1st bikini wax. Oh, my god! It was very exciting! A friend and I had been talking about trying it for weeks now. She brought it up and said she’d been wanting to try it but was scared and didn’t know where to go, and I was like, ME TOO, so we decided to go together. Which seemed perfect, but then we could never get our schedules straight because she always “had a commitment.” Riiight.

So finally I decided to just make the appointment and go myself. It really was not too bad. I babbled like a crazy fool through the whole thing ("So…how many of these do you do every day? Do you like doing them? What’s your favorite thing to wax?") (and yes, god help me, I actually did ask her that last one. Verbatim).

The lady was incredibly nice to me, and it didn’t hurt too too badly. Also now it looks stellar and apparently lasts for 4-6 weeks. E was very cool when I told him I was getting it done. He said, “That sounds really painful, please don’t feel you have to do that.”

Guys, take note – that is a very good response when your significant other announces their Intention to Wax.

How is your week going, internet peoples? Please share any and all fabulous waxing tales. I love twisted stories.